Elevators

To all elevator users...please learn that it is courteous and a all round good moral practice to press the door open button if you are the first into an elevator. Don't just stand there sucking up air.

This evening the elevator door closed on us when we were trying to get in cos some bozo or were there two bozos who went in first happily pressed their floors and stood back. Idiots of the first degree. My little girl was nearly squashed. Which leads me to the conclusion that Asians have very little civic values.

I also love the fact that people rush an elevator struggling to get in when the car hasn't even emptied its occupants yet. Let people out first. If people don't get out, you can't get in. No matter how hard you push. And that's not just elevators. It's subway cars too.

I just wish I had some fart left in my a-hole to blast you idiots before I get off. Maybe I will the next time.